🚨 EMERGENCY CLUB ALERT 🚨 Brother Sammich has reportedly gone 37 minutes without chips and salsa. Current threat level: 🌶️ RED If you spot a Mexican restaurant, notify the nearest Road Captain immediately. Do NOT make eye contact or offer breadsticks. Only unlimited chips and salsa can safely de-escalate the situation.
Hey I told you all we needed was a wrench and some saw dust...